I nearly fell out of my desk chair this morning. I had my TV on for some background noise while working on a project, and heard Paula Deen talk about using mayonnaise as a butter substitute when making a grilled cheese sandwich for her husband. Instantly, 3 things came to mind:
- What the fuck?!
- Can Paula Deen ever run out of butter?
- Is this the end of the world as we know it?
I really think that the world will end before Paula Deen runs out of butter. I’d love to tell her to “go make me a sammich,” but it would probably be deep-fried and accompanied by a deep-fried pickle or something.
Ms. Deen, should you want to make me a sandwich, please set me up with something nice. A good grilled cheese – colby jack, thinly sliced green apple, and smoked turkey bacon on artisan bread, grilled (with butter) until golden brown on both sides. Make it happen.
Speaking of Food Network, has anyone seen 5 ingredient fix? Holy Crap! Bye bye, Aida. Get out of my way, Rachel… Hello Claire Robinson! Much like her recipes, this woman is downright irresistable! Yes, I have a new FN crush, and I get to watch her in glorious HD. I tip my hat to you, cablevision.
